GUYS I’M ALIVE DON’T WORRY

feisty-little-eta:

I fell asleep two hours ago and I’m still confused as to how it is 12:26.

how do you function in school

“You don’t know how my brain works.” -Allyson

shirley—holmes:

tino-vainamoinen:

I can assure what goes on in my brain is far from boring. 

Now I’m just confused.

Were you comparing me to Sherlock or…?

shirley—holmes:

{Allyson is making me listen to Peter Pan while I wait for her to answer my questions. Wondrous.}

<3

shirley—holmes:

tino-vainamoinen:

This is going to be so amazingly awkward being that Shirley is not mushy and stuff. XD

gpoy because how do i heterosexual relationship 

shirley—holmes:

tino-vainamoinen:

YES

i don’t give a fuck about sarah

sorry sarah

SARAH!!!!

askbookwormgranger:

askthesexysnatcher:

askbookwormgranger:

We both have ask limits now…so I’ll just say this one last thing. Is it so hard to find a guy for me? Everyone I date either lies, cheats or is a sociopath. -_-

*coughs* and blond *coughs*

….fine. And blond.

now can I get an amazing unblond male who actually isn’t out to ruin my life? (or blond if Tom Felton….or Freddie Stroma!)

I’m sorry to rudely interrupt like this

But Tom is a natural brunette. c:

Me: Hey Derek guess what I made today!
Derek: What?
Me: A crossbow~.
Derek: A crossbow?! How!?
Me: Well, I made it in tech.
Derek: Mr. Lynch gave you the materials to make this?
Me: No...I just went in the back room and got them.
Derek: So, you're saying that you created a weapon in school using stolen materials?
Me: Shit...

Um…

safest—psychotic—bitch:

I’m on a gif hunt and don’t think I don’t know how to weed em’ out.

I CAN’T

SAHFSAIOLKFJUHSPDJFLJASLDLKFAJSDLKFKA

#I like dicks , #WAIT NO THAT CAME OUT WRONG , #Shit… , #I like guys like Damon. , #Hahaha

safest—psychotic—bitch: